Note to self: Unsubscribe

You know those e-mails you get from all the delivery places?  The ones from Dominos with the pictures of all the tasty, tasty junk food and the deal too good to pass up so you absolutely HAVE to get their fabulous 2X Tuesday deal and systematically cram two large pizzas into your body over the next three or four meals...  Well, a single slice of Dominos's (Domino's? Dominos'?  Dominos's's's?  I'm pretty sure it's Dominos's, but that just looks silly.)  Anyway, a single slice of their 14" pepperoni pizza is about 300 calories.  Assuming that you're able to exercise the willpower to spread it over four meals, that's still four slices per meal or 1200 calories...totaling a whopping 3600 calories a day.  And if you add the drink and breadsticks special or grab an extra slice or two at dinner...YIKES!  Who the hell do you think you are?  Michael Phelps?

Yeah, right down at the bottom of those e-mails is a little tiny link that says "unsubcribe."  Done and done.

*Note to anyone reading this blog other than me: I assume I'm the only reader, so when I say "you", I mean me.  Don't get your panties in a bunch.  I'm sure you have more willpower in the pizza department than I do.  Be warned, however, if you come for dinner next Tuesday, we won't be having pizza.